Subject: my back & sailing (left over from a previous e-mail exchange about Nurse's upcoming weekend of debauchery)
Nurse: I need to print a few biz cards, we are expected to display a bio
but I prefer not obey man-made rules
Ange: Copy and paste the bio of someone else. Like Amy Winehouse
Nurse: viewers might start another vigil at the exhibition. perhaps I'll just put "Nurse" do not call in an emergency....on my new card
Ange: Amber found a picture for your Nurse card:
Nurse: I would never shoot anyone or anything. did you know that I won the clay conservation award for clay pigeon shooting?
Ange: don't you shoot pictures? ba-doom-boom chishhhhhh
Amber: I'm not sure which is sadder...that you make jokes like that or that I
laugh at them?
Nurse: It is both lame and sad...
Unforgiveable#
ReplyDeleteAbsinthe Ange & Nurse drove from London to Hampshire in a sleek Connaught Green Morgan with dark Red Leather interior trying to solve our car fetish(we won't mention the unpleasant double circuit of Clapham Common).Westminster council kindly(for a generous fee) took the initiative to make a short video of Morgan being driven into a yellow box outside The Ritz! Sparky the Fox(RIP)our mascot for the epic journey managed to secure you a lock-in on your first visit to the meat raffling Crown Inn ...and your muddy little farmfingers haven't gone anywhere close to a keyboard to acknowledge this momentous occasion. One hundred years from now Horsebridge will remember us!
We plan to bring you Monkeys from London Zoo and dress in drag on our return visit(no rush with the invitation)...we'll need a lift from Winchester train station in your Landy thank you as we'll never all fit in Morgan. unless ...Monkey Mascots lead to a pub crawl in Stockbridge